We Just Hit A Deer

series of events:

- Talks of memorable roadkill, deer hitting, and other sad animal experiences
- I knock over a glass of water at Zanaro's when we were trying to class it up
- A large waiter slips and falls even the glass is cleaned up
- Where are my roommates?
- Coincidental txt from C.Christian-Lamb: "We just hit a deer". Her car is in bad shape.
- Two women start straddling each other and making out in the middle of the restaurant. One has the sickest tribal tramp stamp that covers the lower 5 inches of her back from hip to hip.
- They tell one waiter to tell their waiter that they'll be back, they are just going to use the bathroom for a little while...presumably together
- A loud ass slap occurs behind me and Asher as the two women pass
- Asher peaks his head into the bathroom, then I go in to see what's going on
- The women are kickin' it in the far left stall. I hear sexy-talk that's so crude it's straight up out of a porno.
- The manager asks our table if they were "gettin' it on" in the bathroom. I confirm.
- He confronts them.
- Accusations of judgment based on sexual preferences. "No one would care if it were a straight couple!". Some serious 9 o'clock to 3 o'clock eye rolling...

Today I drove Galen to the airport today because she's studying in Spain while I'm in Mexico. We ate perfect bagels and I went for the bold choice of olive cream cheese.

Also, my 12-year-old green iguana Frisky made his on-screen debut the other day and conquered the mountains of clothing in my time capsule of a room. What a trooper.

Dress your baby like a realistic, limbless slice of pizza, complete with a chef's hat here.